Visceral Plastic

Another day, another hike, another photo shoot. I wanted to see what Apple and Ashlynn would look like tarted up like MH ghouls so I decked them out in Operetta and Abbey's finest. In hindsight, given the location of the shoot and the fact that it rained, the dolls probably would've fit better thematically in their stock outfits. But I didn't know where I was going to shoot them when I dressed them, just that it would be somewhere outdoors. Enough of me rambling, here's Apple and Ashlynn...

Once I straightened her hair Legacy Day Apple shot way up on my Appreciation-O-Meter. (It's a real thing. It's very scientific.)

You know what I say to all you MH-lovers-but-EAH-haters? SUCK IT. Suck it hard and suck it good because this doll is gorgeous and just as great in every possible way as the best MH dolls out there.

Yes I use a fork to stand my dolls up when outside. Don't judge!

Apple is pointing out the river behind her. She'd make a great local tour guide. Or The Price Is Right Showcase Model. It's all in the hands.

It was raining during this entire shoot, by the way. Do you know how hard it is to keep dolls dry long enough to get decent shots in the rain? Very, very hard.

Yes, she's fierce. No, don't fuck with her. I'm looking at you, MH snobs.

I'm not really happy with this shot (Ashlynn's face is drenched), but I love the texture of the wet branch behind her, so in it goes!

"You can worship me later, when I'm bored and need a good laugh. Ta!"

So perfect it hurts.

Thank you for this line, Mattel! Keep pumping out dolls the caliber of Ashlynn and you'll have a very long lasting line, no doubt about it!

As always, thanks for looking!